Yes, so at 0% interest, you'd have to pay £1,250 a month.
I fail to see how you were £1,400 better off a month with 0% interest. Surely you meant £150.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 4:00, 1 reply)

No. That's the only bit of the tale that actually makes sense.
There were mortgages below base rate so you could end up with zero interest when they dropped. It's the rest which is twaddle. He clearly doesn't understand how income tax works or how you cannot 'invest' in property if you only pay interest and not the capital.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 7:37, closed)

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get a job soon.
Chin up, eh? Keep firing off those CV's.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:14, closed)

Never written a CV
I was headhunted straight out of university and apart from taking a year out to have kids I've been working ever since. But it's lovely of you to be concerned. LOVELY.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:06, closed)

Kids?
Who's going to help them with their maths homework?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:57, closed)

I doubt they'll need much help.
They both appear to be extremely bright.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:04, closed)

I'm sure they do, compared to you.
Don't forget to remind them to "Read all the questions carefully before attempting to answer any".

Just in case they make themselves look like a massive bell-end.

Derp derp derp.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:02, closed)