Also, you can go on explaining the way interest rates works all you like
you're still wrong. And my doctorate is only in a fairly obscure but somewhat critical field of medical engineering. I'm nearly a maths retard and I know you're wrong. IMAGINE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:49, 1 reply)

I particularly like his ability to use a calendar.
The interest rates dropped to 0.5% in March 2009 allowing him to save up some money for a deposit on buy-to-let property that he buys in 2008. It's no wonder he's a property mogul ... fucker's got a time machine.

I'm also fascinated by the fact that yesterday one of his properties was on sale "for a £100,000 profit" but today he has two properties on sale for "£50k profit each". You'd think a financial whizzkid would be able to remember what he wrote barely a day ago. Or perhaps he used his time machine to go back and divide the property into flats.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:27, closed)

How dare you suggest that he's making this shit up!
You terrible troll!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:33, closed)

Next thing you'll be pointing out with basic arithmetic what an 18% increase making £100k profit means about the initial property value and what that means for a 6.2% interest only mortgage.
You horrible horrible bully. You must be stopped!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:38, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:39, closed)

Easy now.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:53, closed)

Seriously?
Go and stalk someone else. You're becoming a tad obsessive. I'm sure someone's made a spelling mistake on Mumsnet, go and give them the full force of your PHD, you superhero.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:08, closed)

Yeah. Soz. I'll prolly stop some time next Thursday.
You're right though. Repeatedly pointing out that you've posted a convoluted and inconsistent (and yet bizarrely tedious) fantasy life on a comedy website probably falls within some broad definition of "stalking".

Guess you're going to just have to get used to it.

edit: would it make you feel better if I cross posted to talk or offtopic or links then more people can point at you? or would that make it worse?

edit edit : no ... wait ... what if I just posted it direct to mumsnet? would that work? that would work, right?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:16, closed)

Ooops!
More thread deletion.
Don't tell me you thought I'd made you look like an idiot.

Only idiots delete their posts to try and not look like idiots!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:41, closed)