i'll see your story of pathetic paternity and raise you a seventies wife-swap
where i was told for years that my siblings were my cousins and my dad was my uncle.

raise your game, dullard.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:52, 2 replies)

Have you ever asked yourself Janet,
why you have to win?

EDIT: How many bruncles do you have?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:54, closed)

no. i haven't started my therapy yet.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:56, closed)

Oh, Shambles :(

...and the last link from that
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:11, closed)

Nice one HP.
Because as any idiot knows - only idiots delete their posts so as not to make themselves look like idiots.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:50, closed)

There was a post here from Shambolina
about how tragic it was that you had taken a screen shot.
Because deleting your posts so you don't look like a complete idiot isn't tragic in any way whatsoever.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:07, closed)

Yup. To be fair, I don't think we're missing much.

I suspect there's some behind-the-scenes piteous wailing going on about the fact I have changed a picture in my b3tards account, to which he rather ineptly hotlinked a few weeks ago. Either that or it was just casual interest, and a massive coincidence. But I'm betting on piteous wailing. Sadtimes.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:22, closed)

But it's fun for me.
What he calls "puppydogs", I call taking the piss.
And rather well if I don't say so myself *brushes non-existent lint off lapel* - seeing how many posts he's deleted now.
To make sure that he deffo doesn't look like a complete tragic idiot.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:05, closed)

Norfolk?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:42, closed)

Ha Ha

( Ken Oath, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:02, closed)