Where Did It All Go Wrong?Woocfot asks: Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill. Yeah, that drunken conversation with my dad when he suggested I become a civil servant. Dammit, I could have been an astronaut
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32)
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The Green Eyed MonsterIt all went wrong upon opening that first can of Skandia Green when I was 16yrs old (30p a can back in 1989, cheap as chips!).
This has more or less been the rollercoaster that alcohol has played upon my life since then;
Dark Rum - Oh my God, why the fuck did I have to drink that - mmmmm, not to bad when depth-charged in a pint of Moiphees.
Vodka - Sweet baby Jesus, what am I doing to myself - mmmmm, this is wicked when mixed with Irn Bru!!
Jack Daniels - Crap on a stick, why, just why?? - mmmmm, I'm sophisticated as fuck me, a psuedo Yank!
Whiskey - Drinking this makes me pull my cum face!! - mmmmmm, I'm seen as the mature gent about town.
Skandia Green - that's where it all went wrong!
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