Pretty fucking shoddy work there, you cowboy.
No wonder your neighbour hates you.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:55, 1 reply)

See rely above
Albert's an old boy with too much time and too many complaints in him, despite me not actually doing anything.

So when I built the shed and he wouldn't let me go over his side to paint it, I deliberatly just used old wood and rough render to make it look shit. His garden's all paved and antiseptic so it needed a bit of brightening up.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:19, closed)

Fair enough dude, answers my question above.
Have you ever thought of turning off his water at the stop-cock in the street?
Or maybe throwing shit at his house?
Then he might get the message ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:24, closed)

Oh look the board drunk owes me apology
Looks like you aint even the drunk builder you make yourself out to be.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:38, closed)

Do facts matter to you?
Do you know the difference between render and plaster?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:42, closed)

OMFG pedant alert, cement render is external plastering. Plasterers tend to apply it and all not Renderers lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:51, closed)

So you don't know the difference between cement and plaster?
What a fucking retard.
I'm no pedant, well not here at least, but there's a big fucking chemical difference that even a retard like you should appreciate.
Fuck off and Google it, then come back and re-join the discussion when you're not completely full of shit.
Hint: check your facts before you engage an expert.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:58, closed)

Oh dearie me Blaireau, this is the drink talking I know, but still you really are a ringpiece.
You're reduced to crying about 'chemical differences' between internal plaster work and external render, best stick to ripping off old dears eh Mr 'Expert'. The only expertise you possess is finding the nearest off licence. lol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:04, closed)

Never let those pesky facts get in the way of a good story, eh?
So in your world cement and plaster are the same thing?
Get to Falkirk.
Retard.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:21, closed)

You really need to step away from the internet.
This is some humiliating stuff right here. Even by your standards.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:32, closed)

haha
'standards'.
Oh, dear me! 'Standards'??
/shakes head
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:56, closed)

^^
:-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:16, closed)

Only last week
I was looking out the back window and saw a large colourful "feather" duster coming over the 6ft fence and poking away at our cat sitting on the flat roof of the potting shed in our garden.

He'd gone before I got out there unfortunately. The cat wasn't too bothered though.

The render on the shed though was done upside down from the roof, so looks as rough as I could make it really. I'd rather hoped he'd see what the shape was, but it seems to have eluded him.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:49, closed)

Indeed you are a star.
I take back pretty much all I said before.
So this guy was harassing your cat?
Utter cunt!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:01, closed)

It's OK
Gonzalez would have him, given the chance. He's not a small cat, by any means.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:52, closed)

Gonzales!
You get a click just for that.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:00, closed)

yeah.
how DARE he take offence at his cunty neigbour's cat shitting (no doubt) in his garden? And then to ATTACK IT WITH FEATHERS!
It's an outrage. I feel a stern letter to an editor coming on.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:58, closed)

What a complete twat you are. Really (no doubt)
Thinking before typing doesn't appear to be a strong point of yours, does it? Best keep quiet on matters you know nothing about.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:55, closed)

nope.
watching you fume is just toasty, thank you.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 23 Nov 2011, 6:55, closed)

Fume? :-)
A small boy posting pitiful rants on the internet isn't something to fume about. I suspect you're just hoping that's the case, as you're jealous I'm not a crusty like you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:29, closed)