I'm not sure the board piss can is really in any position to be self elected Arbiter of grammar, nor indeed anything else.
Instead of taking the internet so very seriously why not sober up and read your kid a nice bedtime story. It's these little things they remember in years to come, not how many imagined victories Drunk Daddy scored on the internet.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:34, 2 replies)

You really haven't a clue of reality, have you?
You constantly chunter on suggesting (LOL) that I have a drink problem.
You truly are a fantasist and a gob-shite.
Worst of all? You're nothing more than a cracked record. If this were JAM you'd be had up constantly for repetition.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:41, closed)

pffft
fucking hell you two need a 6.30 radio4 slot. this is better than comedy hour. Hinge and Bracket on acid
edit:(I'm not being sarcastic btw that exchange genuinely cracked me up)
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:41, closed)

I'm starting to get a bit bored with it TBH
I try and stick to facts but RL always has to start with the alcoholism stuff.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:44, closed)

are you uncomfortable with admitting you have a problem?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:57, closed)

You can't win
But you can have fun trying. I suspect people with only negative things to say are the ones with the real problems.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:42, closed)