Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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What do you give a sick budgie?The 'hero' of this story www.b3ta.com/questions/goingtoofar/post65740 used to live in Manchester in the mid 90s. He regailed us of the events after he'd left the Hacienda, rather too late, rather too battered on mushrooms, on a school night, with rather too much work to do the next day.
First case that came in", he said, "was a little old lady with a budgie."
"Said budgie need its claws clipping but I could hardly stand or focus. Ended up cutting the poor bastard's foot clean off. Mumbled some shit about 'complications' and 'foot cancer'"
Not good. Not as funny as being dragged round a dartmoor with your hand up a cow's rectum, but that's for another day....
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 16:19, 1 reply)
Working at a vetsAnal glands are indeed good fun.. our vets have been known to have competitions to see who can squirt the lovely juics the furthest.. and poor work experience pupils are often coated in it..
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:01, closed)
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