Bees and Spiders
I once had an MR2 over a hot summer and took great delight driving it in shorts and shades over Snake Pass between Manchester and Sheffield. On one such trip I was singing along to the stereo and trying to look cool when I felt a tingiling sensation between my thighs. I looked down to find the biggest bumble bee I've seen nestling comfortably between the family jewels. it wasn't attacking but I didn't now that.
Cue mucho screeching of breaks, swearing and sweating, followed by a not very cool leap out of the car and flapping at groin. I still have the mental scars.
This is only slightly less embaressing than when I was driving my first car, a purple old thing, on the M62 near manchester. it had a family of giant spiders living under the seat and they'd regularly make expeditions across my legs and feet. Hint: do NOT take a new girlfriend for a drive in a spider infested car.
(DustyD, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 10:22, Reply)