My youngest kid who at the time was
was feeding peanuts to an albino kangaroo, her twin sister was trying to tie her shoe so I turned around to help her. At that point I heard a growl, then a thump and saw the roo grab her jacket, go back on it's tail and kick her. She landed, winded about 5 metres away.

The twin sister has been bitten by a cuttlefish, a blue tongue lizard and stepped on a flathead (fish) and been spiked in the foot.

My middle daughter was attacked by a koala at the same place about a year before.

Same kid also got bitten on the leg when she was 7 by a white tip spider, nasty little fuckers have a neurotoxin in the venom that rots your flesh. Still has a dent in her leg.

My oldest kid was in Costa Rica earlier this year she got bitten by a variety of bugs and spiders but on her last night, got a bit pissed and went to bed without checking it. Scorpion got her on the foot, she came off the plane in a wheelchair.

My missus had been in Australia for 4 days when we took her out bush to see a bit of the country. In 3 days she got scratched by a 2 metre lace monitor (fucking big lizard), bitten by a rabbit and a camel as well as being kicked by a kangaroo. Also about 30 mosquito bites and 6 bull ant bites. It was the end of January and when She had left Liverpool it was a bit cold - to about 45 kms north of Broken Hill where it was 48 degrees in the shade - ha ha ha ha .

Me personally, well lots of retards but they don't really count I suppose, otherwise a bitten by a brown snake (very venomous), a possum (8 stitches), several feral cats and a really pissed of sheep (trying to remove lambs to dock tails) who bit me on the arm and back - still got the scars.
(peewee13, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 12:00, Reply)