When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Rabbits are EvilAnother rabbit related story I'm afraid. But this rabbit we have when kids was a right bastard. It started off small and cute and grew to the size of a large cat. It bit me, pissed in my face and generally attacked anything going. We regularly heard the poor guinea pig being ravished in the early hours.....
Still it got it's come uppance in the end. I was trying to catch it one evening to put it in it's cage and the creature would not be caught, so I thought fuck this it can spend the night in the cold might teach it a lesson. Cue my sister waking up in the morning going downstairs and seeing the dismembered remains of the rabbit all over the lawn. The kindly local fox had decided enough was enough and torn the evil fecker limb from limb.
Still there was one upside though, cats are still too scared to come into our garden due to 'flopsies' reign of terror almost a decade ago.
Myohmy what an interesting story........
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 12:56, Reply)
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