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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Seagull chicks are
ugly, brown, useless whining things. They wander around carparks, bleating on at their mothers because they're too useless to fly. Their mothers are, for some reason, very protective of their vermin offspring.

A colleague at the hospital I used to work in was walking across the car park with headphones on, and so was unable to hear the chick bleating, and sure as hell couldn't see it because they're the same ugly brown colour as the soil between the concrete slabs (typical NHS car park, that). The first he knew about it was when mother seagull flew directly at the side of his head and brained him - literally, he was knocked right over by this sky weasel. It then came back and shat on his bag for having the audacity to walk in the same car park as this winged turd it called 'junior'.

No apologies.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 12:58, Reply)

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