When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
(
chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
« Go Back
St. James's ParkIt would seem all beaked and feathered creatures have it in for me, I can tell by the evil looks they give with their beady, black eyes. I was once chased by a large number of Geese (the most evil of feathered devils) through St. James's Park in the days of yore, I believe they wanted my ice-cream, but seemed more than happy to give or take a couple of my fingers. In hindsight, I should forgive the downy fellows for their wrong doings, but alas, I am only human and will therefore see Geese as cunts forever.
(
Fictional Emma, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 13:47,
Reply)
« Go Back