When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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All kangaroos are eevvviilllMy stepdad found that fluffy cute kangaroos are evil twunts.
We were visiting a wildlife park in Australia when it suddently leant backwards on it's tail and attacked him. (They rock back on their tails and try to disembowel you with their clown feet).
Being a big burly bloke, and not wanting to look girly in front of the kids, he punched it in the face.
We legged it straight to the car park before the shocked onlookers could report us to the park attendants. All he wanted was his picture taken with it, f*ckers.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 13:57, Reply)
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