Bulls & Squirrels
I was at someones house in Wales (Well I do live in the country)and it was one of those houses in the middle of no-where and surrounded by hills. So when asked if anyone would want to climb the big hill behind their house, I was the only one that volunteered, so I was the only one who went up. And this was a big hill btw, and an obstacle course of fences and stingys...
Once Id found the top it was time to go back down the hill and find the house. Easier said than done as this little house has now dissapeared and all i can do is carry on downhill and see where it takes me...over a fence into a bulls field. Of course, i hadnt seen the bull before i hopped the fence, and unlike the sheep id met previously this one wasnt running away. He looked at me for a second, then started moving over. Fast. Not one to stick around I ran...

As for squirrels, theres nothing quite like 4-5 uber tame squirrels spirraling up your legs and running all over you trying to bite your nuts...or any other food youve got handy for them....
I refuse to finish this with a crappy done to death joke about length and girth either.
(Pigmash, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 13:58, Reply)