When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Donkeys suckForget donkey sanctuaries or Christ roaming round Jerusalem on a "humble" beast of burden... they're absolute cunts.
I was 6, on holiday in Jersey, and we went into the circus's field to see one of the donkeys. Under my parents' duress, I went to pat the donkey's side, at which point it belted me with its hind leg and I went flying into a pile of its steaming shit.
It was not remotely funny.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:06, Reply)
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