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This is a question When animals attack...

I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Donkeys suck
Forget donkey sanctuaries or Christ roaming round Jerusalem on a "humble" beast of burden... they're absolute cunts.

I was 6, on holiday in Jersey, and we went into the circus's field to see one of the donkeys. Under my parents' duress, I went to pat the donkey's side, at which point it belted me with its hind leg and I went flying into a pile of its steaming shit.

It was not remotely funny.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:06, Reply)

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