When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Naughty MonkeysOn holiday at Yorkshire's premiere theme park/zoo combo, Flamingoland as a nipper and spent an enjoyable hour watching the orang-utans attack anyone crazy enough to walk within ten feet of their cage. The catch... they were shitting into their hands and flinging it with remarkable accuracy at passers by. What impressed me most though was not their turd lobbing skills, but the fact that these simian sharpshooters could crap on demand whenever more ammunition was required.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 16:05, Reply)
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