When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Moles.Was camping with some mates for the weekend. There were lots of molehills around, but no charred human corpses, so we thought we'd be OK.
In the middle of the night, i hear a distant thump. then another. this goes on til the floor of the tent (Without pillow or roll mat, because 'Im dead ard') rises up suddenly and smacks me in the ear.
I panic, scream like a girl and wallop the mini-tent in the floor with my mag-lite, with a satisfying crunch.
When we packed up, we found a great big bloody hole where my head was been, underneath the tent.
By my estimate, the mole was at least 3 foot long. But did it apologise for its size?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 18:34, Reply)
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