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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Bunny, kitty
Mum was in charge of feeding the rabbit, but then she went into hospital to have my sister (I was three) dad had to feed him. He reached in the hutch to get the bowl and bunnikins launched himself at his hand and sunk his teeth in. Very very impressive scar. The rabbit was wonderful with us kids though - also it had massive bright-pink veiny bollocks and I used to poke them with the end of a pencil.

Once I was dozing on the sofa and the fucktard cat decided to leap from one arm of the sofa to the another. Being clumsy and fat he didn't quite make it and his hind feet connected with my face - worse one set of claws connected with my eyelid and ripped it. I screamed and dimly realised my face was wet but I wasn't crying... so much blood! The eyelid was like a little gaping bag and the wound reopened every time I blinked. Little sod.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 22:46, Reply)

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