When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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i knew an old lady who swallowed a flyHot summer's day at school. It's lunchtime. For some reason (I forget why) I had to deliver a message to the girl's pe teacher who was by the cricket pavilion, some distance across the playing fields. As I got within spitting distance of her (she was called Miss Raby and had a personality to match) a bastard fucking fly flew into my mouth, causing me to cough, splutter and spit - all over her shirt.
"You disgusting child," she said.
I just sorta looked sheepish. And then ran away and laughed.
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blindmelon, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 9:03,
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