When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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a long time ago in a sea far away ...out of season cheapie winter break in mallorca. being brought up on/in the north sea, the med in january was a reasonable swimming temperature although i was the only person in it at a very quiet beach (ie me, mate, that's it) ... swimming away, not far from shore, i sea a hairy, hemispherical 'thing' bob towards me ... being a total wuss, i conclude this must be a balearic killer monkey (or something) with its fearsome killing machine body 90 per cent below water and only the top of the head showing ... hence run/swim/paddle at high speed to shore ... looked back, but it kept bobbing towards me and my by now curious pal ... until it bobbed into six inches of water and we could see it was a coconut (whether carried by two swallows on a line, not known) ...
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