When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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This swan broke my armSo I couldn’t wank, so when mum brought me my cup of tea I was actually texting my girlfriend about how that useless bastard icecream man had run out of icecream and was playing his damn song again, only guess who I sent it to instead? Yep – that twunt doorman who wouldn’t let me in.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 9:39, Reply)
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