When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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we used to have2 sheep and when we got bored playing football we used to 'sheep-ride' which means grabbing the wooly feckers arse fleece and it will run off with you sprinting along behind it like a welshman on viagra. whoever holds on longest wins (think rodeo). believe me sheep are strong as fuck, im 15 stone and i got flung into a fence.
anyway they ganged up on me with a goat we had too and twatted shit out of me in a corner and broke my nose.
i like ducks and kittens now.
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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 10:34,
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