When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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bitey kitten!My boyfriend has 4 cats, two nice, two completely inbred bastards. They are the southern red neck married-my-cousin types of the cat world. Apart from trying to shag his sister at any given opportunity, the male cat who shall be known as Murphy also enjoys, for no given reason, biting and clawing anybody who happens to be in his vicinity.
In the boyfriend's eyes he can do no wrong. I, on the other hand, hate the little black and white fucker and so apparantly it's my fault when he takes a chunk of my flesh for his own.
Anyway, cut to the chase....when I stop at the boyfriend's house we end up sleeping on a futon in the lounge [insert wooden pallet and back ache galore]. So:
Bare feet+duvet twitching+psycho inbred cat = needle-claws and bitey teeth making contact with sensitive feet.
The shit. No, it's not 'aww he's just playing!' it's 'he's a deviant inbreed with anger problems.' gah.
ps. I love cats, I have 3 of my own! they are fluffy and cute. not completely evil cnuts. It is funny when he licks the futon cover though. Have no idea why he does it. And no idea why the phrase 'licking futon' should be so amusing! Just me then? right.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:43, Reply)
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