When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GEESEA whole fucking FLOCK of the fucking cunts. I was three at the time, visiting Grandad on his farm. For no apparent reason, a whole bunch of fucking cunt fuck geese spotted me, noticed I was small, and decided "oh, look, there's a small thing. Let's attack it!" FUCKING CUNTS CHASED ME HALFWAY ACROSS THE FUCKING PADDOCK, THE FUCKING FUCKING CUNTS. If my Dad hadn't arrived and beaten up the ringleader, I'm sure they would have eaten me. Fucking cunting GEESE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:53, Reply)
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