When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Seagulls 'n' burgersNot me, but I was a witness....
Brighton Pier, walking towards the end on the left hand side (sea to my left), past the arcades. Ahead of me is a tub of lard woman, about 5'2" and 20 stone plus, waddling along with a horse burger (or similar) clamped in her left paw.
This fucking seagull comes boshing down from top left, steals just the meat from the burger and sails away to the canopy top right, where it proceeds to wolf the burger. Dozy bint is like 'what happened? where's my burger?' and is looking gormless, I am fucking pissing myself laughing.
Er...that's it. Fuck it, it made me laugh.
Insert obligatory penile dimensions allusion here.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:51, Reply)
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