Thankfully not quite an attack
I had to walk my dad's dog, and I'm not particularly fond of dogs, in fact I pretty much hate them but this one was ok. Anyway it had no lead as it was well trained and I was following it as it knew the way better than I did. Walking past some house and suddenly these two fucking huge alsatians came charging out the house, my dad's dog scarpered, followed by the alsatians, followed by a short angry Welsh woman bellowing at her dogs to come back.

I stood there speechless for a moment, reluctant to follow the path of the woman and her alsatians but I had to get me dad's dog back so I cautiously walked up the path a bit.

Soon I come across the woman dragging her alsatians back along the path.

I'm stood there petrified at the sight of this tiny demon lady shouting obscenities whilst barely managing to hold on to her struggling mad dogs, and then she just looked up at me, smiled in what I assume was a cheerful way and uttered the immortal line (EVERY dog owner EVERYWHERE no matter HOW big and vicious looking their dog is ALWAYS says this as their dog is looking to rip your head off) -

"don't worry, they're harmless."


Took me bloody ages to find my dad's dog as well.
(therocker, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 16:55, Reply)