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This is a question When animals attack...

I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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I got bit my an eel years ago. Met my now ex-girlfriends parents last night in a restaurant near St Pauls Cathedral. They're 'catholic, very prudish and frown upon swearing' she tells me. As the meal weren't til 8 I popped out for 6 Kronenburgs and turned up a little lively and half hour late. Dearest Jemmas daddy had ordered for me and informs me: "Rob, I took the pleasure of ordering you a seafood platter", to which my reply (thinking I'm fucking hilarious BTW was "Eurgh, I don't like eels. Slippery fuckers they are". Cue red faces and me slipping out when I was en route to the toilet.
Might as well have said I'm a fuckin muslim too (im not).

EDIT: Oh shit, wrong one.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 17:43, Reply)

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