Japanese Fighting Snake attacks owner...
....much to my amusement.

I called down my friends house, who decided to buy one of these snakes. His dad is there as well, and we're all having a chat about the snake.

Jason, the snake owner, turns to me and makes me hold this snake. It's only about a foot long, so I'm not all that worried about it. It's then that I notice that the snake is trying to go for my face. I'm not happy. I turn around and say to Jason "Get the fecker off me, he's going for my face." Jason laughs and says not to worry as he's been fed, but I'm close to freaking now as this fecker's stretched out and almost at my chin. Jason grabs the snake off me and says something daft like "Don't be a baby", and as soon as he finishes the sentence the snake spins around in his hand and bites him through the loose bit of skin which is between his thumb and fore-finger. Jas also decides that this is a good point to scream like a baby, as shit loads of blood starts pouring out of the cut.

Jason's dad smiles, and says "See boy, he's been fed" :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 19:24, Reply)