Bob
We have a little fluffy kitten called Bob, he is undoubtedly Satan incarnated in feline form. We've had him for about 8 months, and I still have scratches everywhere. My boyfriend managed to get multiple scratches down his torso, which made the most awful noise.
On to the cuter bits- he waits for you after you've showered, he has this little cubby hole he sits in and waits until you exit, then he pounces. Once I stopped before I got to his hideyhole, and waited. He crept out really quietly and did this animated look up from my feet up to my face. I could read his thinking 'Oh.. bugger'.
I think I can speak 'cat' - When he wants to go outside, Bob will meow at the lounge window, a lot. I started getting fed up and meowed back (yeah, sounds silly now) and he looked at me squarely, ran over and sort of cat-punched me, and then ran off again.

God only know what he'll be capable of when he grows up.
( dub-girl, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 20:11, Reply)