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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
( , Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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There was this pheasant who claimed everything in the Santa Rita Mountains of Arizona as its territory. I was tending equipment there, and the stupid pheasant pecked at my legs every time I turned my back. I did my best to kick it, but it would just jump on my shoe, ride it up and down like an amusement park ride, get even madder and attack me more. I'd hide in the pickup truck, and the pheasant leaped up and strutted around on the hood. That's why there are no Apaches there anymore: nothing is more relentless than a pheasant.
( , Sat 4 Jun 2005, 8:29, Reply)
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