When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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KoalasNot in real life, exactly, but I had a dream once where I was in a zoo, watching a handler talk about her koala that was on the tree next to her.
Suddenly, the koala jumped from the tree to the lady's face and began to kick her in the ribs. Being the hero that I am, I rushed into the pen and pried the koala off of the woman, only to have the koala turn on me and begin to punch me in the face.
Furious, I landed a few body blows, and then choke slammed the furry little bastard into the ground, taking it down for the count.
Then of course I got medals and parades and so on, but the best part of the dream was returning to the koala pen and seeing the dejected look on the critter's face.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 17:56, Reply)
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