malicious kitten
Only last month my wife adopted a tiny kitten she'd found behind the building she works in...it had been abandoned by it's mother, apparently. She brought it home and washed it (it smelled really bad!), then left me to dry it with a tea towel while she cleaned the sink she'd washed the kitten in. Feeling kindly towards the poor abandoned kitten, I held it close to my face so it could become better acquainted with one of it's benefactors...not a good idea. Kitten sprang forward and bit my nose, then clawed same nose with Kung Fu Grip, so as to gain better hold for a second, much more painful bite. It hadn't occurred to me that seeing a giant ogre-ish face that close could be scary to a kitten; after all, I love kittens. Just not this one so much, lately. We're getting on better now though.
(eggman59, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 7:38, Reply)