When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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A load of bull...When I was younger we used to go and stay with some friends on a farm. One morning my brother and I were sent out into the field to milk the cow. Pail in hand, we cheerily skipped into the field. About three hours later we came back. Knackered. We'd spent the whole time chasing the cow around the field and it wouldn't let us milk it. That was when they told us it wasn't a cow.
Imagine the horror of a two-ton bull deciding to turn on a pair of helpless little under-tens.
Or imagine, if you will, that we'd managed to 'milk' it - returning to the house with a pail full of warm white liquid, proudly wearing little white moustaches.
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 10:31,
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