When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Scaryduck...I had a similar experience on Saturday night. Woke up for no reason in particular. There's a fookin' huge (size of my thumb) house spider sitting on the duvet staring straight at me. Seriously it was bout 2cms away from my lower lip, which, by now, was quivering severely. Of course I screamed. Scared the shit out of my girlfriend and flung the monstrous hellbeast across the room. It landed on a pile of clothes and we deftly scooped it up in a peice of tupperware and put it outside. Now, I consider this to be one of the most courageous moments of my life, given my unfeasably irrational terror of all things small and crawly. I was Arnie that night, and that housespider was evil terrorist scum.
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 10:35,
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