When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Petting zoos - I love 'em...As a country girl from the rurals of the fens (no webbed toes, mind), I once made an ill-advised attempt to educate the city-born bf in the delights of country life and took him to a petting zoo...
It was a lovely sunny day, so we bought some bags of food and skipped as far as the baby goats' pen, before starting to dish out our feed.
Knowing something about the mischievous nature of farmyard animals, I advised the other half to keep his bag out of reach of the goats and feed from his hand, but City-Boy knew it all and it wasn't long before the goats were swarming around him, ripping the feed bag from his hands and gutsing the lot (including the bag).
Strictly speaking, not a physical attack (except in my fantasies as City-Boy turned out to be a complete cnut).
(, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 10:50, Reply)
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