I got bitten
by a doberman when i was 11. had to be driven 120km to the nearest hospital - dirt roads, middle of bush - as we were living in swaziland at the time, with holes in my leg big enough that you could see the bone. I bled a lot. (The owners said they were going to put it down afterwards, but they didnt. So I shot it myself, repeatedly with my 22 rifle. It didnt bite anyone ever again.)

2 weeks after my bite I saw "an american werewolf in london" for the first time. on my own.

I had a problem going out in the dark for a few years afterwards without complete paranoia.

To this day if any dog acts aggressively (growling barking, baring fangs,etc) towards me i have a "red film" moment, where instinct kicks in and I try to kill the animal.

All dogs know and can smell it on me, so they mostly all try it on.

It has lost me friends owing to me flipping out like a ninja and trying to kill their pets with chairs, rocks, bottles, etc.

I have succeeded once or twice.

that is all.
( pregnantfridge, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 13:57, Reply)