When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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troutIn my diligent youth I was quite a keen angler.
One day I had caught quite a few tasty specimens, which I had killed ofr keeps and eats.
On my last cast I hooked a big one, oh yes. I eargerly wound the beasty in, where upon trying to dislosge the hook the fucker bit me, hard. I was rather shocked due to the fact I had caught hundreds of dosile trout before and never had this problem.
So I ate the bastard.
It would have been free to do its spawny river thing if it had behaved too.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 17:21, Reply)
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