When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Last weekend at the Mother In Law'sBBQ (groan)........a bird shit on my hand while I was sneaking a crafty cig. Of course, everyone laughed their asses off.
On Monday, I came down with "a cold" (also known as man flu), and brushed it off as a cold. I now have walking pneumonia.
Obviously, it's unrelated, but my hypochondriac of a sister in law has decided it's because of the bird crapping on my hand. And she's keeping her son away from our house for the next couple of months "just in case he gets sick".
Hmmm, my sister in law is odd. Very odd.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:09,
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