You will still be shitting in a bucket, get a good one. Wickes sell a good quality sturdy builders bucket suitable for apocalyptical events. Paint it white like your tent and Bobs yer uncle.

Whilst your at it, they sometimes sell long handled shovels. Excellent for swinging around to remove the heads of brain hungry zombie hordes. Lash a kitchen knife to the handle end and presto!!! you have an excellent jabbing weapon to keep giant mutant insect and arachnoid creatures at a safe distance.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:26, 1 reply)

You've certainly thought this through.
My survivor's smugness would have been short lived once I discovered that my poo-bucket was now a blob of molten burning plastic. I expect Wickes wouldn't be open at the time.

I once got a fold-up ladder from wickes for £50! It's ace! I'm painting it white as I type.

Post apocalype, I would use it to rescue a kitten from a tree(for lunch)
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:04, closed)