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Power cuts, internet outages, mild inconvenience to your daily lives - how did you cope? Tell us your tales of pointless panic buying and hiding under the stairs.

thanks, ringofyre

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15)
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I'll sneak this in here
Seeing as it has to do with the New Testament (so only a few chapters removed from Revelations' apocalypse):

Jesus drove a Honda. He just didn't like to talk about.
Proof: John 12:49 'For I did not speak of my own accord'.

I bet he also didn't mention the supermodels for obvious reasons.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:15, 5 replies)
Yeah but you missed the bit about his use of MASSIVE DRUGS as well.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:47, closed)
Golden Trifecta!
Honda Accord, supermodels, MASSIVE DRUGS

what more do you want in a saviour?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:55, closed)
"Your Honor, my client - Ms. Magdelene who was working as a sexual dysfunction counsellor at the time"
"had no idea what the ingredients were contained in the anointing oil that she was utilising in her therapy with the accused."
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 6:31, closed)
heh. "according to an article [in] High Times".
That esteemed bastion of academic authority.

Oh, Grauniad, you and your conservative-baiting ways.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:02, closed)
Course he spoke about supermodels.
Mary Magdalene, of course. She washed out all his robes for him.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:17, closed)

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