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Power cuts, internet outages, mild inconvenience to your daily lives - how did you cope? Tell us your tales of pointless panic buying and hiding under the stairs.

thanks, ringofyre

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15)
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My parents were killed in a car accident
I went to live with my Great Aunt & Great Uncle.
I found a swamp where a wise, funny old frog lived. Lots of the old creatures didn't like the earthworks going on. Some of them took a grader & "disappeared" it into the swamp.
Some other old creatures took the bulldozer and buried it underground.
We had a problem with a very old rock-like creature which happened to hate vibration. It killed some sheep and seemed very scary.
We found it didn't like the tractor.
But we couldn't get rid of it.
Then I remembered the buried bulldozer. We fired that up and with the tractor we made that old rock run.

*Probably only Aussies of a certain age will get this 1 - but I'm happy to leave it open*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:29, 10 replies)
So 99% won't give a fuck
the other 1% think it's shit
Excellent posting skills there
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:32, closed)
Careful Rory, he might do 'screenies'.

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:47, closed)
Oh you sarky bitch, you!

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:51, closed)

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:18, closed)
Feel free to fuck right off.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:51, closed)

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:43, closed)
is it skippy? or crocodile dundee? or the sullivans?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:51, closed)
It ain't "Horton Hatches a Who"
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:06, closed)


Not just Aussies - this got read on Jackanory, back in the day.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:11, closed)
First "re-read" request by the sprog for bedtime stories.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:54, closed)

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