The ApocalypsePower cuts, internet outages, mild inconvenience to your daily lives - how did you cope? Tell us your tales of pointless panic buying and hiding under the stairs.
thanks, ringofyre
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15)
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My parents were killed in a car accidentI went to live with my Great Aunt & Great Uncle.
I found a swamp where a wise, funny old frog lived. Lots of the old creatures didn't like the earthworks going on. Some of them took a grader & "disappeared" it into the swamp.
Some other old creatures took the bulldozer and buried it underground.
We had a problem with a very old rock-like creature which happened to hate vibration. It killed some sheep and seemed very scary.
We found it didn't like the tractor.
But we couldn't get rid of it.
Then I remembered the buried bulldozer. We fired that up and with the tractor we made that old rock run.
*Probably only Aussies of a certain age will get this 1 - but I'm happy to leave it open*
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So 99% won't give a fuckthe other 1% think it's shit
Excellent posting skills there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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Careful Rory, he might do 'screenies'.(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:47, closed)
Oh you sarky bitch, you!(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:51, closed)
*screenied*(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:18, closed)
Do.Please.
Feel free to fuck right off.
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HAHAHA YEAH I GET THIS!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS THEN!!is it skippy? or crocodile dundee? or the sullivans?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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It ain't "Horton Hatches a Who"darling.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nargun_and_the_Stars
Not just Aussies - this got read on Jackanory, back in the day.
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Yay!First "re-read" request by the sprog for bedtime stories.
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