The good, the bad and the ugly
To be honest I never really had any ‘Tuesdays with Morrie’ type teachers. But here is a selection of the good the bad and the downright ugly –

Mrs Mcrabb (Good) - Didn’t really appreciate Mrs Mcrabb until I had left school, she was as mad as wire. This was proved by spotting her down at the local supermarket taking her pet ferret and rabbit for a stroll. She used to put a friendly arm round me (she was my tutor) and seemed capable of coming down to my immature level. She also used to play the cello and in order to do this she would hitch up her skirt and grab the cello between her legs and play like a mad woman...I liked her, she was eccentric.

Mr Barry (Bad) – Didn’t like teaching, so sat us in silence answering the questions in text books, whilst he stared into space, picking his nose with his car keys. He would then eat what he had dug up, whether it was from the nose or the ears....Great for concentration.

Miss Niall (Ugly) – Liked all the little boys to look up to her. I suspect she didn’t get much attention from adult men and thought kids could be better partners....Strange, she also thought she was attractive but sadly for her she looked like Eddie from Iron Maiden (when he sports that blonde wig). I think she had about 2-3 affairs with 5th/6th formers, I think that’s year 11/12 now.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:52, 1 reply)

How is
wire mad?
(mparryuk52, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:46, closed)