The B3ta UK ManifestoWith the General Election nearly upon us, here's your chance to lay out your own manifesto for the UK. What would you do if you were in charge? Here's your chance to think big! (Or you can call for free hugs and chocolate biscuits. They're important too.)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 17:23)
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Briton's Get JusticeThis is in two parts. First, the National Lottery is revamped so that instead of cash prizes, 4 winners get to be on the Panel of Briton's Get Justice.
On the night of BGJ, a stream of society's carbunkles are mustered onto stage and instead of the BGT format of "Girl with dog", "Munter what sings", "Magic man" and "Dancing Kids", we have "Bent Politician", "Banker", "Minor Celeb", "sex Offending Footballer" and "PR Consultant".
Each "contestant" then pleads to the panel why some sort of medieval justice (just in time for Magna Carta celebrations) should not be dealt upon them. If they get four buzzes, it's curtains.
Benefits include: Population reduction, value for money on the license fee, no public prosecution service to cosy up to mates, and loads of money from the lottery going straight to the NHS (to spunk up on saving fat people, obvs), no more *problems* at the BBC.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 9:47,
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Very "End of the Roman Empire" esque.Fitting for the UK snivelling over past glories.
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the 'get justice' which is owned by the Briton(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 14:13, closed)
carbuncles(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 8:28, closed)
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