Right.
That woman that plays Joan in Mad Men used to babysit me when I was 12, and she fancied me, and we shagged, all the time, right, in all six holes, and she gave me a blow job, and she touched my willy, and I felt her boobies, and EVERYTHING. AND THAT'S TRUE, THAT IS.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, 8 replies)

I clicked...
..because this is my dream too.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, closed)

Nostrils don't count

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:36, closed)

I'm including nostrils
and I can still only get to five.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:05, closed)

That was your sister.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:45, closed)

It certainly wasn't your mother.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:56, closed)

Before you was born, dude.
When life was great.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 1:55, closed)

Women have 7 holes.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:58, closed)

That depends on how he's hung...
If he's short, belly button.

If he's lacking in girth to the point where he's two dimensional, then pores become viable points of entry.

So... either eight holes, or several thousand.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 5:19, closed)