Don't look out of the window ...
I used to babysit for my next door neighbour Mads and her husband from when I was about 13 til I went away to uni. Mads was wild and used to say things like 'my vibrator's in the top right drawer if you need it' and when I was older 'you know if you had a boyfriend he could sleep with you here' (I often used to stay overnight as they used to stay out really late).

Anyhow, one night I was watching tv, which was on a chest right in front of a window looking out onto the dark garden - no curtains but they weren't needed because it was so dark outside and the house wasn't overlooked. And what came on the tv? Only fucking 'Halloween', that's what. Did I crap myself or what?

I also had some of the best wanks of my horny teenage life when I found where they hid their porn mags (Didn't use her vibrator, though I did think about it ...)
(Umph, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:28, 4 replies)

this gave me a horrible fright.
i don't think it was me though.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:35, closed)

Relax, it wasn't
Mads died a while ago. :(

She was aces.
(Umph, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:47, closed)

all people called mads are aces.
fact.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:09, closed)

*thinks*
Yes, this is true.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:39, closed)