Borey,

If you get any more dense, you're going to spontaneously generate an event horizon.

You are not funny. You are not clever. You're not even particularly effective as a troll, given that the alpha and omega of your pitiful stock of cliched retorts essentially amounts to "NO U". Every single tired trope from /talk you trot out over here has already been done to death by the time your atrophied little brain manages to get a handle on it. Old news.

You are a stranger to wit.

Fuck off.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 1:38, 2 replies)

Crappy Phantom (hahaha see what I did there) have you not read the post? You're knighting an indefensible load of tripe, you're in solid contention for 'prick of the week' and an entry in the newsletter.




cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 14:51, closed)

For someone with a username proclaiming how cheerful you are, you don't half moan a lot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:16, closed)

Your point?
You are neither particularly priapic, nor a mustelid.

Besides which, calling Rory (who is not a French city) a useless, unimaginative cunt is no reflection of my happiness in general. It's a simple observation.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:11, closed)