Having two older brothers
I never had a babysitter.

However my two brothers were sadists. Off the top of my head I can remember they :

Chased me round the house throwing darts at me till I went head first through a glass door (got off lightly with seven stitch's in my leg).

Got me to play a game where they threw darts and I had to kick them away. Result = dart in leg an trip to hospital for a tetanus injection.

Invented a game where I hold a thin bamboo stick and try to knock away the iron rod they threw at me (missed my eye by half an inch leaving a scar that took a few years to fade away).

Regularly got one of their mates to come round for a boxing match with me. Don't know why I fell for this one as it was basically a guy four years older than me punching me in the face till I cried.

Held me down and farted on my head.

Played the spit game - one brother would sit on my chest, the other would hold my arms - then one would let out a long stringy piece of flob and let it dangle over my nose, suck it in a bit then let it out till I eventually screamed and he was able to let it drop in my mouth.

It all stopped eventually when I waited till one of them went to bed, then unearthed his secret matchbox collection and set light to it - under his bed.
I did get a beating for that but thankfully by the time they had to babysit again we had a video player and from then on we'd just watch porn or video nasties :D
(EvilMeister, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)