This DEFINITELY happened.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:01, 3 replies)

What - someone had some fun sex?
I reckon so.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:05, closed)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7011383
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:08, closed)

Yes - most people do.
Indeed - the human race enjoys regaling itself with fiction.

Without it, there would be no history, no cinema, no song.

Dear gods - a world without fiction doesn't bear thinking about.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:25, closed)

/talkers barely know how to have sex with themselves
never mind with anyone else.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:23, closed)

On the plus side, that does mean that none of us end up having sex with relatives.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:28, closed)

That's hardly a good reason for abstaining
the chances of inadvertantly boabying a relative are fairly small.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:36, closed)

Not that small though.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post861779
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:39, closed)

I'm vaguely aware of this tale
but didn't he know they were related before he humped her? That would not be inadvertant...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:46, closed)

..that would be something quite different.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:51, closed)

Yes, that was deliberate incest that he doesn't even regret a little bit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:54, closed)

That's my point
The chances of accidentally shagging a relative are pretty small - unless you're from Norfolk.

If you actually knowingly shag a relative that's an entirely different set of issues right there.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:58, closed)

This is a roundabout way of saying
"nobody wants to come here to read your bragging".
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:55, closed)

Meh *shrugs* If I had made it up..I would have been slightly more creative..like we were babysitting for Bruce Forsythe..etc.
It's the only babysitting story I have. Believe it or not..I really don't give a fuck :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:12, closed)

Er...
I wasn't doubting the veracity. I just said no-one likes a braggart.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:16, closed)

Is B3ta now filled with desperate lonely old men who never get their leg over?
Anyone else suggesting they have must be a liar?
*lol rolls eyes*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:30, closed)