Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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It wasn't so bad really, but
I bought two tickets to see the first US tour of the National Ballet of China. [CPI adjusted = $120 ea.] My blind date took some drugs that reached full strength in the lobby and I drove her to the hospital.
I waited while doctors treated her. At 8pm, curtain time, watching the hospital television, Bill Cosby started his show with his goofy dance. I saw some dancing after all! Of course I waited and drove her home. I knew that I was going to have a story to drop on B3TA 30 years later. My apologies to all women for their needing drugs to tolerate my proximity.
( , Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:19, 2 replies)
I bought two tickets to see the first US tour of the National Ballet of China. [CPI adjusted = $120 ea.] My blind date took some drugs that reached full strength in the lobby and I drove her to the hospital.
I waited while doctors treated her. At 8pm, curtain time, watching the hospital television, Bill Cosby started his show with his goofy dance. I saw some dancing after all! Of course I waited and drove her home. I knew that I was going to have a story to drop on B3TA 30 years later. My apologies to all women for their needing drugs to tolerate my proximity.
( , Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:19, 2 replies)
What you were doing
was enabling self-destructive behaviour.
And you thought you were being nice.
You should have disowned her in the lobby and gone in to enjoy the show.
It would have been kinder.
( , Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:30, closed)
was enabling self-destructive behaviour.
And you thought you were being nice.
You should have disowned her in the lobby and gone in to enjoy the show.
It would have been kinder.
( , Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:30, closed)
I hadn't considered that. What rotten, vile man I am. I withdraw and apologize.
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 5:26, closed)
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